1. These hardwood desks.
2. They should really van puns this funny.
3. But competition is what drives the market.
4. This one's a shoe-in.
5. It'll be hard to top this pun.
6. These are pretty corny.
7. This PUNk's just getting high on Life.
8. This one took some thought, they weren't phoning it in.
9. Hay, just trying to spread the good newsies.
10. This is super cheesy.
11. And this one's even cheesier.
12. This is impastably clever.
13. This one's pretty beachin'.
14. This pun will literally transport you to a better place.
15. Who even knows about this one.
16. Gives a whole new meaning to breakFAST food.
17. There's just no sense in crepin'.
18. This peary sweet message.
19. This little geriatrick.
20. Possibly the coolest one of the bunch.
21. This one toes the line.
22. This EYEPOD.
23. This is pretty sweet.
24. This pun just in:
25. You batter not agree with this.
26. This work of art.
27. This is knot the end.
