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    Gwyneth Paltrow Announced That Her Daughter Is A Mermaid

    Apple the mermaid <3

    Gwyneth Paltrow is super famous, so she hangs out with a lot of super famous people.

    And documents it on Instagram, like the social media savvy lady she is.

    Girl keeps herself in good company.

    Excellent company, really.

    But she seems to look her happiest when she's hanging out at the beach with her kids, Apple and Moses.

    And yesterday, she shared the cutest photo ever of her daughter (and twin) hanging out...hmmm, at the beach.

    By the looks of Gwyneth's Instagram, Apple is a tried and true beach girl.

    Seriously, these kids love the beach.

    This is a beach family.

    And it appears that Gwyneth has finally revealed the truth: Apple is a mermaid.

    Yes, it's true, Apple Martin is a mermaid.

    It makes sense, though! Gwyneth is all about the "healing power" of water.

    She's been dropping hints all along that Apple is secretly a mermaid.

    HMMMMM.

    SENSING A THEME HERE.

    Welcome, Apple the mermaid. We embrace you.