1.
"This dock tethers me to the earth. Without it, I will float away on a cloud of my own sadness."
2.
"What are all these happy people doing here on our sad dock?"
3.
"I wore a sweater, but now it's too warm for a sweater. All is lost."
4.
"Someone asked me why I was wearing a bowling shirt, when this is clearly not a bowling shirt."
5.
"When we lose an hour during daylight saving time, do we lose an hour of our lives?"
6.
"These beautiful flowers will one day wither and die. Just like all of humanity."
7.
"If there's no cake left when we get back to the party, I'm going to lose my shit."
8.
"I bought this drawstring purse, but I don't even like drawstring purses."
9.
"Why did he wear a bowling shirt to a beach party?"
10.
"TETHERS ME TO THE EARTH."
11.
"Girl, we live in a beach town. Time to cheer up."
12.
"This dock, like the world, dwarfs me."
13.
"People are saying that soon VHS tapes won't be a thing, and that makes me so sad."
15.
"Would a joke make you feel better? Maybe a...dock-dock joke?"
16.
"I have a mind of my own. And so do my bangs."
17.
"Someone told me that we've only explored, like, 5% of the ocean."
18.
"How much longer are we going to just...look at the water...like this..."
19.
"Do I look like I'm in the mood to go get pancakes?"
20.
"The sun is expanding and soon it will swallow us all, so no, I won't get up from this dock."
21.
"Seriously, haven't you had enough attention for one day?"
22.
"Hey, how about we get the fuck off this dock?"
23.
"No one noticed my new turtleneck, and it's like, why do I even try?"
24.
"How long, cumulatively, do you think we've spent sulking on docks?"
25.
"CLOUD OF MY OWN SADNESS."
26.
"This dock is cold, but you know what's colder? Life."
27.
"You're the only one who understands me, dock."
