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    Channing Tatum, Please Bring Your Beard Back

    It's the perfect beard for your perfect face.

    Channing Tatum showed up at Comic-Con this year looking great. He was sporting a Gambit shirt and he was adorable. But something was missing.

    Something was also missing at the Magic Mike XXL premiere. And Jada noticed.

    And something's definitely missing here. What could it possibly be?

    Oh right, his glorious and perfect beard.

    Channing's beard is unparalleled in its perfection.

    It's not too thick, it doesn't obscure his beautiful face too much, but it's still substantial and manly.

    Please observe clean-shaven Channing in a bow tie. So handsome, so dapper.

    But when bearded Channing rocks a bow tie? OOPS SORRY, YOU'RE PREGNANT NOW.

    Sporting a bit of scruff? Ahh, cute.

    Jenna's just like, pretty OK with the scruff, she could take it or leave it.

    But she is ALL ABOUT THE BEARD. She's just in pure awe of it, as she should be.

    Look at the light it lends to his eyes.

    Look at how much he subconsciously misses it.

    Return to us, Bearded Channing. Return to us.