A Definitive Ranking Of The Hottest Bald Actors In Hollywood

We’re all born bald, baby.

21. Ed Harris

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Ed HAIRLESS (and he’s never looked better).

20. Terry O’Quinn

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19. Larry David

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He’s got some sweet, sweet Seinfollicles.

18. Michael Chiklis

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SHIELD us from the sexy!!

17. Corey Stoll

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This RUSSO is a real work of art!!

16. Mark Strong

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Got some STRONG feelings about this shiny, glorious chrome dome.

15. Jason Statham

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Did it just get in hot in here? Or did someone just CRANK up the heat?!

14. Vin Diesel

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13. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

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12. Tyrese Gibson

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GIB me some of that!

11. Stanley Tucci

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Follically challenged? Don’t make me Caesar FLICKerman you off!!

10. Bruce Willis

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That shiny, perfect bowling ball of a skull WILLIS haunt your fantasies.

9. Woody Harrelson

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More like Woody HAIRLESSon. (But seriously, so gloriously bald.)

8. Sean Connery

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Bald. James Bald.

7. Samuel L. Jackson

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“It’s the one that says ‘BALD MOTHERF*CKER.’”

6. Louis C.K.

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Oh boy, I am LOUISIN’ MY MIND.

5. LL Cool J

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He looks so good it’s RIDIKOLUS.

4. Billy Zane

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Driving all the ladies INZANE.

3. Ben Kingsley

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Don’t wig out, but he’s the KINGSLEY of male pattern baldness.

2. Taye Diggs

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Who wouldn’t DIGGS this?!

1. Patrick Stewart

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We all want this baldy. Badly.

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