America's Next Top Squad

The 10 squads I would actually want to be a part of.

1. The "Meryl Streep diet" Squad

Which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

2. The "accidental 5 hour nap" Squad

Its 2015 people, lets make it cool as hell to take 2pm naps and start glamorizing going to bed early... like, 9pm early

3. The "nightmare dressed like a daydream" Squad

...Cause I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.

4. The "lets shade American injustice" Squad

5. The "campaigning for our right to orgasm" Squad

6. The "cool dad" squad

Flannels and bad jokes have never looked so good...

7. The "use tampons as nuclear threats" Squad

This is the kind of shit that could actually end wars.

8. The "buy me tacos and touch my butt" Squad

That taco game got me writing my vows

9. The "make drinking before noon socially acceptable" Squad

10. The "whatever I'm getting cheese fries" Squad

Get in loser.

#SQUADGOALS