What’s The Corniest Joke You’ve Ever Heard?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

1. Everyone loves a classic, corny joke.


2. ‘Cause they’re so bad that they’re actually good.

~Falls to the floor~

3. Who could live without corny jokes like: “What do you get when two peas fight?”

Answer: Black-eyed peas!

4. You might have told a great one, like: “What do you call a sleepwalking nun?”

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Answer: A Roaming Catholic.

5. Or you whipped out a classic from your Grandpa, like: “What time is it?”

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Answer: Time for you to get a watch!

6. So grab your mic stand and tell us the corniest joke you’ve ever heard!

Awards and badges will be given to the funniest submissions.

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