2. ‘Cause they’re so bad that they’re actually good.
~Falls to the floor~
3. Who could live without corny jokes like: “What do you get when two peas fight?”
Answer: Black-eyed peas!
4. You might have told a great one, like: “What do you call a sleepwalking nun?”
Answer: A Roaming Catholic.
5. Or you whipped out a classic from your Grandpa, like: “What time is it?”
Answer: Time for you to get a watch!
- U.S. President Barack Obama said the United Nations climate summit could be a "turning point" in saving the planet. The talks in Paris include 196 countries 🌍 ›
- Planned Parenthood officials said they believed Friday's shooting at a Colorado Springs clinic was motivated by opposition to abortion. ›
- And Kobe Bryant wrote a poem announcing that he's retiring from professional basketball at the end of this season 🏀🎭 ›