1. 1. He thinks Comic Sans is a cool font.
5. 3. He doesn’t know how the Internet works.
9. 5. His birth parents didn’t even want him.
12. 8. Instead of serenading people with a kickass pop song, he plays classical music.
15. 10. He lights himself on fire and ruins his own birthday party at work.
18. 12. He has the lamest Halloween costumes.
You can’t go as yourself to a Halloween party, Jerry.
19. 13. He doesn’t understand jokes.
29. Even Jerry knows he’s not capable of doing anything right.
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