1. 1. He thinks Comic Sans is a cool font.
5. 3. He doesn’t know how the Internet works.
7. 4. Jerry dances like this. He should be shunned from life forever.
9. 5. His birth parents didn’t even want him.
10. 6. His paintings are horrible.
He killed the Jay Z vibe it took years for Tom to cultivate.
11. 7. He says stuff like this, and makes everyone feel uncomfortable.
12. 8. Instead of serenading people with a kickass pop song, he plays classical music.
15. 10. He lights himself on fire and ruins his own birthday party at work.
17. 11. He didn’t vote for Leslie when she ran for city council.
Damn it, Jerry!
18. 12. He has the lamest Halloween costumes.
You can’t go as yourself to a Halloween party, Jerry.
19. 13. He doesn’t understand jokes.
20. 14. When he bends over, he rips his pants and farts.
22. 16. He likes getting socks for Christmas instead of a real present.
Some might say this is selfless and sweet, but it’s not. It’s boring and stupid.
29. Even Jerry knows he’s not capable of doing anything right.
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