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1. He thinks Comic Sans is a cool font.
2. He never speaks correctly.
3. He doesn't know how the Internet works.
4. Jerry dances like this. He should be shunned from life forever.
5. His birth parents didn't even want him.
6. His paintings are horrible.
7. He says stuff like this, and makes everyone feel uncomfortable.
8. Instead of serenading people with a kickass pop song, he plays classical music.
9. He falls asleep when he should be helping the community.
10. He lights himself on fire and ruins his own birthday party at work.
11. He didn't vote for Leslie when she ran for city council.
12. He has the lamest Halloween costumes.
13. He doesn't understand jokes.
14. When he bends over, he rips his pants and farts.
15. He eats at dinosaur-themed restaurants.
16. He likes getting socks for Christmas instead of a real present.
17. And if you haven't noticed, he wears plaid. ALL THE TIME.
So it's ok to hate Jerry...
...because everybody hates him just as much as you do.
Even Jerry knows he's not capable of doing anything right.
His face is bothersome,
and he makes us all want to scream.
Damn it, Jerry!
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