1. Some people believe dating is a really wonderful experience.
2. They don’t mind the awkward “getting to know you” conversations, and overall torturous experience.
3. Bravo to them, because dating is actually the worst thing to ever happen.
4. You can be at dinner with someone who doesn’t know how to eat properly.
Ew. Ew. Ew.
5. Or be in the middle of drinks and feel like you’re gonna get sick.
Oh god, why now?!
6. Or have your date tell you “I love you,” and proceed to talk about marriage and children.
Shut it down.