What's Your Favorite Ellen Degeneres Quote?

"I have a rule: if the temperature is less than my age, I don't get out of bed."

Everyone can agree that Ellen Degeneres is one of the best humans to ever exist.

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The main reason is because she ~always~ knows just what to say.

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She shows her wisdom on a daily basis on The Ellen Show.

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She also brings her intelligence whenever she hosts The Oscars.

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And she leaves us with brilliant words from her stand-up specials.

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Like this proclamation from Here and Now.

Whether it's funny or inspirational, share with us your favorite Ellen Degeneres quote in the comments below!

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