6. You enjoy a good drag once in a while.
“Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey teat.”
10. And fight for a spot in the friend group.
11. You have a hard time telling people apart.
14. And you convince yourself you two are together.
15. You don’t have time to deal with annoying people.
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