1. 1. You correct other people’s grammar.
And others may or may not appreciate it.
6. 5. When you’re excited, the whole world must know.
And THEY BETTER be happy for you.
8. 7. You’re always looking out for your children.
She makes a good point.
12. 10. And it’s totally OK to eat off the floor.
Three-second rule, people!
17. 13. …and sometimes you dance while WEARING food.
And it is totally acceptable.