We Need To Talk About The "Ant-Man" Post-Credits Scene

MAGNET OR VISE? Spoilers ahead!

Spoilers ahead! While this post DOES NOT contain spoilers for any plot points of Ant-Man, we will be talking in unnecessarily exuberant detail about the post-credits scene at the end of Ant-Man. Not the mid-credits scene. The post-credits one. If you haven't seen it yet and don't want to know, this post will make you very sad if you continue reading.

So Ant-Man was very good, funny, and entertaining, and full of Rudds both tall and small, but I have a very important question about the end-credits scene. While leaked video of it has already been scrubbed from the internet, some very grainy GIFs remain.

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Steve and Sam find Bucky (!!!!!) in what appears to be a very uncomfortable position in... a garage? A warehouse? A bar in Williamsburg?

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And his arm is stuck in something. "Oh no what do we do oh no look at the baby" is roughly the approximation of what Steve says. And then all of us watching weep and clutch one another as Sam's like, "I know a guy." (Because we all needed to know why the heck small Rudd was going to be in Captain America: Civil War along with the rest of Western civilization.)

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But y'all: WHAT IS THIS?

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Not his face. I know what that is. WHAT IS HIS ARM STUCK ON/IN/TO?

I encourage spirited vise vs. magnet debate in the comments.

#TEAMMAGNET #TEAMRELEASEMEFROMTHISHELL