22 is a Kathleen Madigan joke
22 is a Kathleen Madigan joke
you’re telling me that 50 million screaming fans are never wrong, I’m telling you 50 million screaming fans are fucking morons.
I live in Atlanta. I have no sympathy for your so called heat.
For #14, is it just me or is there something seriously wonky about her legs?
I know spitting on someone is considered assault, would a wet willy constitute as well? Because if so, that might complicate things.
She was so calm! I expected screaming and hysterics.
I would guess that a few of these are probably siblings/super shitty babysitters…
I’ve never gone to school with blackboards, I always had dry erase.
I think it’s got something to do with the human shit everywhere :P
In the second picture, the book with “If you loved Harry Potter, Twins, Mythology, Magic” Is The Alchemist series, right?
Huck is my absolute favorite.
I got a note one time with something to the tune of “Park better you dumb c—- or I’ll key this message into your door next time.” That was how I found out my (now ex) boyfriend had relapsed and had driven my car home high as a goddamned kite…
I think you’re right, her bouquet has playing cards in it.
I’m laughing hysterically and my roommate is staring at me like I’m fucking retarded. Oh my God xD
My eyes cannot roll hard enough.
She was so cute :(
While I would normally match your sentiment, if it was gang related, chances are the gun wasn’t legally obtained.
Here in Kennesaw we had sirens and thunderstorms all day. With 75 shut down campus was a nightmare but our classes never got called off.
Why does the second amendment trump a child’s (or anyone’s for that matter) right to live?
That’s a pretty epic oversight.
Aaron Carter needs to stop.
Dominique is my ringtone and it never fails to scare the hell out of me in the middle of the night.
Laffy Taffy too.
I was never allowed to have Lisa Frank stuff as a kid. Was it actually crazy expensive or was my mom a brilliant liar?
PETA is to vegans/vegetarians what the Westboro Baptist Church is to Christians.
She looks just like Johnny Depp!
#27 is a Kathleen Madigan joke.
If you really can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to eat out.
It seems that he is more anti porn than anti gay. While rambling and very poorly spoken he doesn’t seem to be hateful.
How does an adult male skull fit through a five inch wide window? How is that physiologically possible?
Pizzabons and Veggiebons are the greatest things ever.
Ke$ha is smart? A 1500 on your SATs will barely get you into community college these days…
24/25. I work in a rehab facility, none of this was personal experience, I swear!
24/25. None of my knowledge came from personal experience I swear. I work in a rehab facility :P
My boyfriend believed this shit until we started dating. Religion has no business in school, especially not at such a young age. The shit he learned in grade school permanently fucked him up.
I guess he figured if Skrillex could make the jump from crappy “emo” music to dubstep, he could too.
Mississippi is the asshole of the South.Imean the rest of the bible belts sucks, but none quite like Mississippi.
Arnold Schwarzenegger too, he was born in Austria. And lil bub, because you know, she’sacat.