So many parts of this are on point…others not so much…but #25…AMEN on all accounts..especially the part about mashed potatoes…no veggie plate is complete without them.

#3 hahahahahahaha

Does it remind anyone else of the cantina music from Star Wars?

You’re statistics on New York are misleading. 2,977 people died in 9/11 which was 12 years ago. Although I agree that it is a resilient city, overcoming one catastrophic event does not “defying city” make.

ughhhh why can’t I meet someone this tall! I’m 5’9 and I don’t want to be forced to wear flats for the rest of my life.

They weren’t being serious…he’s only 6’6.

Centerfold…really guys?

Honestly…she’s right. Maybe a little over dramatic but her chapter sounds like a bunch of idiots. But also…. http://dgumd.moonfruit.com/

#14 yea…i’m from there