What If Santa Drove A 1998 Ford Focus?

What if everything we know about Santa was wrong? What if he was just a guy Dave Penderson?

Slacktory’s Aaron Nevin explores the possibility of a hilarious alternative Santa history.

I believe.

Via slacktory.com

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