1.Your idea of a cool date was doing make-your-own pottery:
2.Every time you tried to play pogs with your friends, they'd be covered in green exo-slime because you're a ghost and you slime all over everything:
3.You had a mega crush on Christina Ricci BEFORE she got all weird-skinny:
4.You wanted to wear scrunchies, but since your ghostly form cannot be contained by tangible objects, they don't actually work to hold back your hair:
5.Your Pokemon team was ALWAYS Ghost type:
6.Your dad was always embarassing you by showing off to your friends how he could melt into the floor:
7.Your favorite member of Wu-Tang was obviously:
8.The only Beanie Baby in your collection is this one:
9.Your only way of communicating to your friends was through cryptic messages that solved mysteries:
10.You HATED these bullies who were always trying to trap you with their bogus photon rays:
11.You're really upset at the lies and smears written in your unauthorized biography:
12.You prefer Michael Jackson's "Ghosts" to "Thriller" because "Thriller" has zombies and you look down on zombies because they're basically ghosts with poor hygiene:
13.Obviously, this was your jam:
14.You secretly hoped your Tamagotchi would die so it would be like you:
15.This will always be your favorite Jarmusch film:
16.You hated Hypercolor shirts because you lack any body heat because of the whole being undead thing:
17.You longed after Jonathan Taylor Thomas, but alas, his living, breathing, flesh-and-bone mortality kept you apart, like star-crossed lovers:
18.But in all honesty, you can't really remember the '90s too, because you've been undead for so many eons that 10 years are just a blur to you: