2. Every time you tried to play pogs with your friends, they’d be covered in green exo-slime because you’re a ghost and you slime all over everything:
3. You had a mega crush on Christina Ricci BEFORE she got all weird-skinny:
4. You wanted to wear scrunchies, but since your ghostly form cannot be contained by tangible objects, they don’t actually work to hold back your hair:
6. Your dad was always embarassing you by showing off to your friends how he could melt into the floor:
9. Your only way of communicating to your friends was through cryptic messages that solved mysteries:
10. You HATED these bullies who were always trying to trap you with their bogus photon rays:
SMH these aren’t even REAL photon rays.