Trailers From All 7 Batman Movies

Yet another new trailer for “The Dark Knight Rises” was just released last night.

1. “Batman” (1989)

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=HlsM2_8u_mk.

Movie trailers in the 80s were so weird. Also, how crappy do the special effects look?

2. “Batman Returns” (1992)

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RKiG_9C5T8E.

The voice-over narration is still hilariously outdated. Cheesiest line: “from the rooftops of Gotham, the purrrrrrrrrfect enemy.”

3. “Batman Forever” (1995)

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xu6xLaLG6QA.

Oh, Val Kilmer.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=aKNSstnq4sg.

The voice-over actually starts with, “IN A WORLD…..” In a world where George Clooney wears a nipple suit, I guess.

5. “Batman Begins” (2005)

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vak9ZLfhGnQ.

Atonement for Joel Schumacher’s sins begins.

6. “The Dark Knight” (2008)

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yQ5U8suTUw0.

This movie is cool as heck and the best part of this trailer is the mack truck flipping over frontways, obvs.

7. “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012) - Latest trailer

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8evyE9TuYk.

The key takeaway from this new version of the upcoming movie is that Bane’s mask looks like sideways goatse.