1. The world is ending tomorrow, OH NO:
7. We need to get these people in touch with each other:
17. This guy has some priorities. Also we should tell him FaceTime sucks anyway:
18. Oh shit, wait — what?
21. Hold on, I’m getting some conflicting reports here:
22. Aggghh what to do???
23. Aha, great idea — I know a few people above we could use:
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