Thousands Will Tragically Die As Virgins When The World Ends

The Mayan Apocalypse of 12/21/12 is coming just a little too soon for some.

1. The world is ending tomorrow, OH NO:

7. We need to get these people in touch with each other:

17. This guy has some priorities. Also we should tell him FaceTime sucks anyway:

18. Oh shit, wait — what?

21. Hold on, I’m getting some conflicting reports here:

22. Aggghh what to do???

23. Aha, great idea — I know a few people above we could use:

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