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This image of a chipped reed fills you with a morbid sense of dread
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And love these (extra pencil holder, even!):
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You've tested cork grease as chap stick
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You had stickers on your case
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You've lent someone your valve oil
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You've accidentally stepped in the puddle from brass's spit valves
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You know how annoying it is to have everything fall out of your case when you open it upside down
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You convinced yourself you're extra good at kissing because of your lip muscles from your embouchure
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You know what each of these are for:
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You've stared at the Wheel of Fifths but still don't really get it
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You know that some instruments are harder to play in a skirt
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You know exactly what wet reed tastes like
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You would NEVER call this a tuba
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You can walk like this
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You don't understand why these chinstraps have to be like this