Quiz: Did This Crazy Thing Happen In A Fraternity Or Sorority?

Can you tell from these real news headlines if it was sorority girls or frat boys up to these misadvetures?

1. 1. "Penn State [Fraternity/Sorority] Holds Mexican-Themed Party, Proves Once Again That Mexican-Themed Parties Are a Bad Idea"

   The students wore somberos and held up racist signs. You knew this wasn’t going to go well.

   1. Source: myspace.com Fraternity
   2. Source: fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com Sorority

   Sorority!

   According to Gawker, “the members decided to wear ponchos, sombreros and mustaches, and two women held signs, one of which read “Will Mow Lawn for Weed + Beer” and the other “I Don’t Cut Grass, I Smoke It.

2. 2. "Rush Week Prep Now Includes Pricey Consultants"

   A Manahattan consultant charges $300/hour to give incoming Freshmen tips on how to get into the Greek organization of their choice.

   1. Source: tmiquestions.blogspot.com Fraternity
   2. Source: dailycollegian Sorority

   Sorority!

   Good Morning America reported on image consultant Samantha Von Sperling, who teaches girls what to wear to get into the sorority of their choice.

3. 3. "Fireworks 'battle' leads to pot bust at [fraternity/sorority] house"

   When cops came to bust up a college party due to illegal fireworks, they also found a significant amount of weed.

   1. Source: mtanenb Fraternity
   2. Source: amandarknight Sorority

   Fraternity!

   According to Dayton Daily News, “the two fraternities allegedly had been shooting fireworks at each other, Varley said. But that’s not all that had been taking place at the two fraternities, he said. In addition to finding fireworks, both exploded and unexploded, inside the houses, Oxford authorities allegedly found what Varley described as ‘a pretty significant amount of marijuana’ and paraphernalia.”

4. 4. "[Fraternity/sorority] accused of making pledges eat cat food"

   The hazing in this Colorado State University group was so awful that the university disbanded them completely.

   1. Source: myspace.com Fraternity
   2. Source: unocrisslibrary Sorority

   Sorority!

   According to an AP report, “Colorado State University has withdrawn recognition of a sorority after an investigation into several alleged incidents of hazing, including being deprived of sleep and being made to eat cat food.”

5. 5. "Tennesee [Fraternity/sorority] Denies Buttchugging Incident in Press Conference"

   After a student was hospitalized for allegedly “butchugging”, this fraternity or sorority held a press conference to deny it occurred.

   1. Source: thedaily.com Fraternity
   2. Source: amandarknight Sorority

   Fraternity!

   Of course it was a frat. It’s buttchugging, after all.

6. 6. "New Mexico [Fraternity/Sorority] Finds Severed Goat Head On Porch"

   A member of the Greek group found the goat head on their house front steps, took a few pictures, then called the cops.

   1. Fraternity
   2. Source: mypinterestperfectlife.tumblr.com Sorority

   Fraternity!

   Weirdest part of the story? “According to University of New Mexico police, the goat head looked like it was bought at a store,” reports the Associated Press.

7. 7. "Would-Be [Fraternity/sorority] House Can't Sell Monastery Line"

   A Greek organization’s house tried to get around local zoning laws by claiming to be legally classified as a monastery, since their constituion included a line pledging “service to God.”

   1. Source: thatryguy.tumblr.com Fraternity
   2. Source: thetokyothinktank.com Sorority

   Fraternity!

   Courthouse News reports that the dudes of Loyola’s Sigma Pi tried to pull this off. Good try, guys.

8. 8. "[Fraternity/Sorority] Banned For Public Urination At Formal Dance"

   This group of college students was unruly at a dance, throwing trash out of their party bus and making the driver pull over so they could pee on the side of the road. They trashed the function hall, leaving a mass of Natural Light beer cans and breaking toilets.

   1. Source: thecampussocialite.com Fraternity
   2. Source: starandcrown.tumblr.com Sorority

   Sorority!

   What naughty girls.

9. 9. "Student Sues After Bottle Rocket Misfires In Anus"

   Acording to UPI, A student sued the Greek organization that hosted a party where he or she attempted to shoot a bottle rocket out of their anus, causing them to fall off the deck of the house in surprise when it misfired.

   1. Source: thesensus.com Fraternity
   2. Source: tjsullivan.com Sorority

   Fraternity!

   It’s the one true maxim of the universe: bottle rocket + anus = fraternity.

10. 10. "[Fraternity/Sorority] President Sued Over $900,000 Wax Figure of Themselves"

    The president of a national Greek organization used funds to commission a pricey wax statue of his or herself.

    1. Source: businessinsider.com Fraternity
    2. Source: ileenieweenie.com Sorority

    Sorority!

    The president of Alpha Kappa Alpha just wanted a cool statue of herself. What’s so wrong with that?

11. 11. "[Fraternity/sorority] accused of abusing, killing rented turkey"

    Honestly, kids, why would you hurt a turkey? Also, how do you RENT a turkey?

    1. Source: addicted2success.com Fraternity
    2. Source: mysearch4god.blogspot.com Sorority

    A University of Kansas frat chased the turkey around, broke its wing, then killed it to put it out of its misery, according to an AP report

Quiz: Did This Crazy Thing Happen In A Fraternity Or Sorority?

1. Go back to school!

   You’re like a freshman pledge, and you need some hazing. But instead of hazing; knowledge. Or something. I dunno, have you ever even TRIED beer?

2. You’re a Greek Life winner!

   Nice work! I’m impressed that you still have some brain cells left after all those rounds of beer pong you won at.

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