“Perfect Strangers” Game Reveals Users’ Secret Wishes

Someone made a “Perfect Strangers” video game where you type in a wish, then play as Balki wins points to make your wish come true.

1. Best: “become a sucessful Web-Social Media strategist”. Whoever you are, reveal yourself so we can laugh at you

2. Bets: “Find Yvonne”. Yvonne - you reading this?

3. Best: “Fuck Laura”

4. Best: “lift five hundred pounds” Good luck, buddy. Call me if you need a spotter.

5. Best: “SHIT ON JOE DAGGETT’S FACE” Joe Daggett, watch your back (face?), this guy guy a high score.

6. Best: “whatever”

7. Best: “not work for assholes”.

8. Best: (Tie) “kiss a boy” & “meet Kate Upton”

9. Best: “get married” What is this, Pintrest?

10. Best: “Go to a Dubs game”. Pretty achievable. I like that.

11. Best: (Tie) “marry Jennifer Love Hewitt” & “blow a load over JLHewitt’s tits”

12. Best: “Fart for 7 seconds”. Godspeed.

13. Best: “fall in love”

14. Best: “Writing a pilot”. Maybe get off this video game and open a Word Doc.

15. Best: “become a fair housing manager”

16. Best: “be a Voice actor”

17. Best: “make love to Zooey Deschanel”