Celebrity·Posted on Oct 8, 2014Louis C.K. Has The Best Explanation For How Humans Came From Mars"I'm not high."by Katie NotopoulosBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Today, the comedian posted some feelings about the origins of human civilization on Earth. Louis C.K. @louisck It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things. 03:50 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it. 03:53 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth 04:22 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died. 04:23 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back. 04:25 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck That's what it feels like anyway. 04:25 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship. 05:16 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck The sun is the engine and if you wait til it all lines up just right and you push "go" you can ride it to a bigger far place. 05:17 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It's just a feeling I have. 05:32 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share. 05:35 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a "me" hurtling outward. 05:38 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck And that basic sad despair inside is us going "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Through space. We're like on the 20'th "a" 05:39 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck If you go "aaaaa!" For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that's just how it feels sometimes. 05:40 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Louis C.K. @louisck I'm not high. 05:41 PM - 08 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Proof? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF