Images From The Super Bowl Blackout That Will Blow Your Retinas

Here’s what you missed when the lights were off.

1. When the lights when out, Dan Marino made this crazy face:

2. Then the people in the stands started doing this insane thing:

3. The cameras flipped onto Beyoncé changing out of her outfit in her dressing room:

4. A streaker just ran onto the field and the refs tasered him:

5. The refs are all doing the “Gangnam Style” dance over the tasered body of the streaker:

6. Oh my God, Beyoncé was totally topless here:

7. Wait, why is Dan Marino in Beyoncé’s dressing room?

8. Whoa is a nude Beyoncé doing the “Single Ladies” dance with Dan Marino? Yes, that is definitely what’s happening:

9. Ray Lewis, Beyoncé, and Dan Marino are cracking “Bane” jokes:

10. Ray Lewis is crying:

11. Ray Lewis holding up a sign that says “San Francisco has lame weather”

12. Ray Lewis has tossed a “light jacket” on the ground and is pissing on it. Beyoncé is laughing:

13. Ray and Beyoncé are making the Degeneration X “suck it” gesture to the light jacket:

14. Kelly Rowlands and Michelle Williams just gave the finger to the camera:

15. Michelle Williams is changing into a hot dog vendor costume and is walking out into the stands:

16. Ray Lewis and Kelly Rowlands are on a laptop, registering SuperBowlBlackoutParody.com from GoDaddy