6. Get some really tiny sunglasses
7. Or wraparounds
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9. You might need like at least 2 computers for doing some cool hacking
11. A hacker needs a good hideout in case the cyberpolice show up
13. Internet Explorer? Yeah right. Real hackers use Firefox. Are you a baby or something?
14. Real hackers know how to read cool green computer “code”
19. Look at me, I’m hacking stuff from my cyberlair!
21. Whoa whoa this is some hacker stuff right here only a true hacker would understand
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