How To Be A Hacker

One simple trick discovered by a mom to hacking the planet.

1. So, you want to be a hacker

2. Good choice, because…

3. You need a really cool flaming mask and a suit

4. It will help if you’re a hot babe with a really cool haircut

5. Damn, check out this cool hair

6. Get some really tiny sunglasses

7. Or wraparounds

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8. It’s just really really important that you have sunglasses, ok?

9. You might need like at least 2 computers for doing some cool hacking

10. A hacker can set up their hacking station anywhere

11. A hacker needs a good hideout in case the cyberpolice show up

12. Hackers know basically everything about computers

13. Internet Explorer? Yeah right. Real hackers use Firefox. Are you a baby or something?

14. Real hackers know how to read cool green computer “code”

15. Linux? Yeah. Duh, Linux.

16. You’ll be breaking into top secret information and stuff

17. Whoa whoa do NOT mess with these guys!

18. Look at this guy, I bet he’s up to no good

19. Look at me, I’m hacking stuff from my cyberlair!

20. Damn, this ratwolf is also a hacker.

21. Whoa whoa this is some hacker stuff right here only a true hacker would understand

22. Congrats! You’re a hacker now!

23. Welcome 2 your new cyberlyfe.

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