Horrible and Embarrassing "Your First Period" Party Goods

As if puberty wasn't awkward enough, this company sells party supplies for your mom to throw you a party for your first period. If your mom does this, you should be allowed to put yourself up for adoption.

Invitations:

Girlhood to Womanhood paper plate (with "Pubery Rocks!" around the sides):

Party cups with "Self Respect" "Abstinence" and "Happy Menarch!"

Party favors bag:

If you're attending a party, make sure to bring a "Puberty Happens" greeting card

And there's party games! Puberty bingo:

"Pin the ovaries on the uterus" game:

Menstrual trivia:

"Puberty Marshmallow Mouth" game that teaches you puberty keywords: