For Those Of Us Who Are Sexually Attracted To The Elf Man From Christmas Cats TV is the perfect site, and the Elf Man is the perfect man.

1. So is a livestream of an old lady and an elf man playing in a room of cats for three days.

2. It’s run by an animal shelter to get people to adopt the cats.

3. Here’s a cat playing with wrapping paper:

4. It’s just hours and hours of cats playing. It’s completely insane.

5. Sure, I guess it’s pretty cool watching cats play. But I need something more.

6. Oh, hello there, Elf Man…

7. The Elf Man is extremely cute. It’s ok to feel attracted to him.

8. The way he makes a cat beard.


10. The way Sexy Elf Man dances with a cat.

11. #oomph the way he swings that tabby.

12. When he kisses the cat. DEAD.

13. The way his perfect corduroys look when he sways with his cat.

14. The way he trips over a cat.

15. The way Sexy Elf Man is concerned about his granny’s drinking.

16. Hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.

17. I love you, Sexy Elf Man.

18. Marry me.

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Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about the intersection of tech and web culture.
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