Currently, Alameda County Jail, located in northern California has a 2.5 Star rating
Bologna sandwiches get good marks, but bad overall rating:
Friendly advice for other potential drug dealers:
One star, only because the lawn outside is so stellar:
"I would almost rather die". One star:
A very fair and balanced review:
"Looks nice from the outside" 2 stars:
This guy had a bad time picking up his friend:
"As far as jails go, this is the creme de la creme" 5 stars: