A Highly Scientific Quiz To Tell You Who You Should Vote For

Undecided? Let this highly scientific quiz help you make up your mind.

1. 1. Which one would you want as a pet?

   1. Cat
   2. Cool dog
   3. Hedgehog

2. 2. What do you usually eat for lunch?

   1. Burrito
   2. Sandwich
   3. Salad

3. 3. Who would you rather go on vacation with?

   1. JWOWW
   2. Snooki
   3. Sammi Sweetheart

4. 4. Who did you vote for in the last election?

   1. John McCain
   2. Barack Obama
   3. Didn’t Vote/Other

5. 5. What kind of phone do you use?

   1. iPhone
   2. Android
   3. Flip Phone/Other

6. 6. What issue matters most to you?

   1. Cyberbullying
   2. Tort Reform
   3. Chemtrails

7. 7. Marijuana should be:

   1. Illegal
   2. Mandatory
   3. Legal, but not to old people or nerds

8. 8. Who would you rather play your wedding?

   1. Danzig
   2. Henry Rollins
   3. Gene Simmons

9. 9. Which Black Eyed Pea is your favorite?

   1. Fergie
   2. Taboo
   3. Apl.de.ap

10. 10. Which Sonic The Hedgehog character is your favorite?

    1. Sonic the Hedghog
    2. Tails
    3. Knuckles

11. 11. Which nu metal band is least terrible?

    1. Linkin Park
    2. Papa Roach
    3. KoRn

12. 12. Which Pita chip flavor do you prefer?

    1. Cinnamon sugar
    2. Multigrain
    3. Parmesean Garlic & Herb

13. 13. Favorite "Pretty In Pink" character?

    1. Duckie (Jon Cryer)
    2. Steff (James Spader)
    3. Iona (Annie Potts)

14. 14. Who's your favorite Kardashian sister?

    1. Kourtney
    2. Kim
    3. Khloe

15. 15. Which judge would you like to see sit on the supreme court?

    1. Judge Judy
    2. Judge Joe Brown
    3. Judge Dredd

A Highly Scientific Quiz To Tell You Who You Should Vote For

1. 

   You got: Mitt Romney

   Was that who you thought you’d get? Well, it’s the scientific answer.

2. 

   You got: Barack Obama

   Was that who you thought you’d get? Well, it’s the scientific answer.

3. 

   You got: Gary Johnson, Libertarian Party

   Gary Johnson is a former New Mexico governor. Bet you didn’t think you were gonna get him, but well, here you are. Happy voting!

4. 

   You got: Jill Stein, Green Party

   Jill Stein is a doctor from Massachusetts who is running for the Green party. Good luck, Jill.

5. 

   You got: Roseanne Barr

   Yes, Rosanne IS actually running. She’s on the Peace and Freedome party ticket, and she’s on the ballot in California, Colorado, and Florida only, but you can write her in in certain other states.

6. 

   You got: Tom Hoefling, America’s Party

   Tom is only on the official ballot in California, Colorado, and Florida. You can write him in in certain other states. He’s know for his pro-life work and was a former advisor to Alan Keyes. Happy voting!

7. 

   You got: Peta Lindsay, Party for Socialism and Liberation

   Peta Lindsay is only 27 years old, so I’m not exactly sure how this works if she’s voted president. In fact, I don’t even really understand how she’s allowed to be on the ballot, but look, I don’t make the rules, ok? Peta looks forward to seeing you Tuesday.

8. 

   You got: Merlin Miller, American Third Position Party

   Merlin is a former B-movie producer who left Hollywood to pursue politics. He has said he doesn’t approve of interracial marriage, though he wouldn’t go so far as to ban it if president. Nice, Merlin! Also, kinda weird choice for you, but ok. Merlin is only on the official ballots in New Jersey, Tennesee, and Colorado, but you can write him in in select other states.

9. 

   You got: Virgil Goode, Constitution Party

   Virgil was a Virginia congressman who switched party affiliations from Democrat to Republican during his time in office. He’s on the ballots in most states except Hawaii, Oregon, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Massachusetts.

10. 

    You got: Rocky Anderson, Justice Party

    Interesting choice. You probably didn’t expect this, but looks like you’re voting for some guy named Rocky. He’s only on the ballot in some states, but you can write him in in certain others. Welp, vote early and often!

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