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    30 Crimes Against Pizza Committed By Drunk People

    Remember, kids: Drinking and pizza is a DEADLY mix.

    1. This use of a slice as a pillow.

    2. This female offender who fell asleep before she could finish her slice.

    I want to wish a Happy Birthday to @kpboggie try not to get too TURNT & fall asleep w/ a slice of pizza in your hand

    3. Flagrant waste of pizza as headwear.

    #Imagine michael being drunk: '' WHERES MY PIZZA'' You: ur drunk its un ur head'' Michael: '' WHO IS HEAD?''

    4. This attempt to illegally enter premises by swiping your pizza at the magnetic lock.

    No, drunk Vandy students. You cannot get into Kissam by swiping pizza.

    5. This attempt to warm pizza in the fridge.

    2 BEER LIMIT: Ok I'm drunk. I just tried to warm my pizza in the fridge. And worse, I stood and waited for it to beep.

    6. This guy who fell asleep in the middle of a deep, intense pizza session.

    7. Inappropriate misuse of purse pizza.

    last night i was so drunk i folded up a slice of shrimp pizza n put it in my purse

    8. This 10-cent tip instead of 10%. Respect the pizza guy.

    My sister's drunk self gave the pizza delivery guy a 10 cent tip thinking it was a 10% tip, she had one job...

    9. Improper pizza eating.

    10. This horrific oven crime.

    My mama bf just a damn buddy he was so drunk and high last night tried to make some pizza fell asleep and look smh

    11. And this:

    So we were so drunk last night that we put a pizza in the oven and left it on all night

    12. And this:

    Spencer seriously gets so drunk he forgets about the pizza and cooks all night #WorstRoommateAward

    13. And this.

    This is what happens when you cook a pizza drunk.

    14. Thankfully, one guy who believes in justice is shaming these oven offenders.

    15. Harboring impure thoughts about pizza.

    I’m so drunk I’m gonna fuk that pizza so good it’s gonna feel like a Virgin all over again.

    16. The girl who folded up a slice to save "for later."

    17. This crime of cooking.

    Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?

    18. This horrible degradation of toppings.

    Im so drunk I just cooked a pizza upside down

    19. Panini crimes. Panini are NOT pizza.

    We are so drunk we accidentally ordered a pizza panini instead of a real pizza... Can any1 tell me what a pizza panini is :(

    20. This terrible mixup.

    This dude is so drunk he's eating the paper plate not the pizza hahaha.

    21. This attempt to heat up leftover pizza in a plastic Tupperware.

    22. And this one who asleep facedown in his pizza:

    23. This violation of the constitutional separation of Church and Pizza.

    I was so drunk last night I wouldn't get pepperoni pizza cause of lent even though it was definitely not Friday & half of us are Jewish

    24. This criminal way of not sealing in the flavors of leftovers.

    Here is a literal bag of pizza my dad left because he's drunk and ordered way too much.

    25. This attempt to use pizza boxes as pillows.

    rhianne is drunk on her own and is trying to use pizza boxes as a pillow

    26. These ruthless criminals who dare to harm a pizza place.

    Police: Drunk duo denied service at Eugene pizza place use moonshine to light it on fire. http://t.co/VHDewH1xDo

    27. This attempt to spoon a pizza box.

    So I got a little Starbucks wasted and cuddled with a box of pizza

    28. This pizza that got splattered on the ceiling. RIP that pizza.

    Drunk a f parents got pizza on the roof last night..

    29. This guy who fell asleep in his pizza and was arrested by Officer Hanks.

    lol these photos of tom hanks photo bombing a wasted guy in a pizza joint always crack... http://t.co/tG7jLY9orb

    30. And finally, THE WORST CRIME OF ALL. TRULY ROCK BOTTOM: