1. First, we need to address the mirror selfie issue.
6. Yes, WHY?
7. Please explain this behavior.
8. Please stop this.
10. Why are they still using text emojis?
14. Why do they need BBM?
16. Why do they need Kik?
18. Who does this!?
19. THE WORST
20. Why are iPhone owners literally boring monsters?
21. Why would you turn off iMessage?
22. Please explain this.
23. What makes the iPhone turn you into a charge-obsessed vampire?
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