1. Pants should cover the entirety of both cheeks:
2. We love dogs, but not poop:
3. Try dressing appropriately for the occassion:
4. And wear protective clothing when needed:
5. Consider other passengers when traveling in your underwear:
7. Couples: quit it with the PDA
...If you do, you deserve to have your drink ninja'd.
8. No texting while walking. Here's why:
Wait, did you forget Rule #1 about pants covering your cheeks already?
Hey pal, what did I say?!
9. Here is an example of doing everything wrong:
10. Public transit is not your chillaxing zone:
This violates so many rules of society, it pains me to look at it:
11. I know it's tempting, but please do not hump the statues:
12. I appreciate you're keeping your child from annoying me, but maybe don't do this:
13. Please don't look at porn at the public library (even though it's technically allowed)
14. Don't pee your pants:
....But if you do, just own it.
15. Last of all, never, ever, EVER clip your nails in public:
