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13 Things Only Real Druids Will Understand

Solstices, amirite?

1. Praying to your multiple gods

2. When your robe starts to smell funky and you’re like “omg”

3. When your mom prays to the spirits for you to come to dinner

4. Fighting the Romans in a bloody battle

Lol, pwned.

5. Ugh, fuck you dad

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6. When the high priest calls for a human sacrifice of threefold death

7. Building your Wicker Man for human sacrifices

9. When your dad makes you carry these dumb heavy rocks for his stupid solstice ritual

10. Shopping for new robes for the the first day of school

12. Chillin’ out after school by the ‘henge, smoking cloves with your buddies

13. Remember when we used to wear these headdresses? A true Iron Age druid will remember!

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Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about the intersection of tech and web culture.
 
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