13 Best Garths

Imagine a newborn baby boy, imagine holding him for the first time, swaddled in a blanket at the hospital. “Welcome to the world, Garth,” you whisper.

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13 Best Garths
Katie Notopoulos

13. DJ Garth

AAahahahahahah this is actually his real name. He’s DJ Garth. He is a house music producer from San Francisco.

12. Garth Hudson

Multi-instrumentalist in The Band.

11. Garth Brooks

The ur-Garth, the gaia of all garths.

Source: wbkr.com

10. Garth Christian

British nature writer and conservationist.

9. Garth Snow

Hockey man.

8. Garth Williams

Guy who illistrated Charlotte’s Web

7. Garth Crooks

Can you even believe there’s a guy named Garth FUCKING Crooks? Too good. This guy is some English pro soccer player or something.

6. Garth Ennis

He writes Punisher comic books. Looks more like an Ennis Garth, though, doesn’t he?

5. Chris Gaines

Garth pretender. Bad Garth. Terrible Garth.

4. Garth Jennings

Music video director who made that dope R.E.M. video for “Imitation of Life”.

3. GGGarth Richardson

Canadian music engineer. Yes, he goes by GGGarth.

2. Jennie Garth

90210 Garth.

Image by Katy Winn / AP

1. Garth Algar

Best Garth.

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