11 Coolest Bedtimes

In order of least cool to most cool.

11. Two O'Clock

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You will wake up to the DVD menu screen playing.

10. Ten O'Clock

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What, you have a cold or something? Hungover from last night?

9. Nine O'Clock

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Only not very cool because you probably have some weird shift work disorder because you have to get up at like 4am.

8. Eleven O'Clock

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Decent. You got to watch all of Mad Men and then went right to bed.

7. Eight O'Clock

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Are you a fucking third grader?

6. Nine Thirty

Seriously, this is just as bad.

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This is you, you big baby.

5. Oh heck yeah - Midnight

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Woop woop it's Thursday, gonna stay up late.

4. Ten After Twelve

Yeah, decided to fuck around on Facebook a little more. Only 10 minutes, whatever.

3. Ten Thirty

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A GREAT night's sleep. Gonna wake up like a newborn baby, feeling fantastic.

2. Three O'Clock, Damn

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PARTY TIME

You, being very cool. Probably smoking cigarettes.

1. Eleven Forty-Five. The Best Bedtime.

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This is the perfect bedtime. Now get the hell out of my office.