11. Two O’Clock
You will wake up to the DVD menu screen playing.
10. Ten O’Clock
What, you have a cold or something? Hungover from last night?
9. Nine O’Clock
Only not very cool because you probably have some weird shift work disorder because you have to get up at like 4am.
8. Eleven O’Clock
Decent. You got to watch all of Mad Men and then went right to bed.
6. Nine Thirty
Seriously, this is just as bad.
5. Oh heck yeah - Midnight
Woop woop it’s Thursday, gonna stay up late.
4. Ten After Twelve
Yeah, decided to fuck around on Facebook a little more. Only 10 minutes, whatever.
3. Ten Thirty
A GREAT night’s sleep. Gonna wake up like a newborn baby, feeling fantastic.
You, being very cool. Probably smoking cigarettes.
- Tunisia's president declared a state of emergency a week after a deadly terror attack on a beach hotel.
- Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to make it to British territory.
- It took a while, but an English national soccer team has finally defeated Germany in a major tournament. England took third place with a 1-0 win over the top-ranked German team in the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
- Chile defeated Argentina on penalties to win the Copa America tournament. It's the first ever trophy for Chile in the 99 years of the Copa ⚽️