I think you just listed everyone at one point or another

Whoops didn’t mean trashy

Hold on. Most women (me) still wear spaghetti straps

Holy shit. THANK YOU.

Oops I didn’t mean to hit fail! :(

Didn’t mean trashy. Damn man hands!

This makes me so angry. I’m disgusted by their actions and horrified that they would be protected or given leniency. I hope their scholarships are revoked as well. Fucking animals.

I think his self deprecating humor here is fine. He likely said it to the team or something. It’s much more endearing than “I’m the hottest hot shit out there.” The team already has enough of that.