1. 1. You get noticed for having all of your teeth.
2. You discover a whole new level of pick up lines.
3. Guys are interested in your family history.
4. They’ll admit they don’t know a whole lot about the female body.
5. You get offers for free rulers, even if they’re not a full foot. That’s what he’s talking about right?
6. They don’t bullshit.
7. They’ll admit the only reason you’d want to date them is for their body. Thanks, datemybody.
8. They never mean to be disrespectful…
9. They’re polite.
10. Honestly, teeth = Huge Plus.
11. They’re cautious of Catfishing. Respect.
12. You can find inspiring stories.
13. You can finally find a fish dealer who also sells toys.
14. They think you have really long forearms. Which is a total compliment.
15. They know you love games.
16. Oh, did I mention having all your teeth will get you all the attention you need?
17. They listen to your feelings.
18. Something about them tells you they’re husband material.
19. They know you dig pirate theories.
20. They know you like the idea of poetry but not really. (I’m looking at you PoetryPrince.)
21. They know how to talk to you in un-stalkerish terms.
22. They’re really up for any type of relationship. And they’re honest about it.
23. They know how much you love to read.
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