Thought I would share a few little treats about past roommates I have had the pleasure of living with. *Moved out of our dorm unannounced while I was out of town for the weekend, returned to find 2 full bags of trash in our room & a used tampon on our toilet lid. This was right after we got into an argument about her hiding toilet paper under her bed. *Stayed completely sober until I got home trashed at 4 AM, then took random videos & photos of me completely wasted, eating pizza, & passed out in my bedroom on the floor. *Took a brand new $300 dress out of my closet, removed the price tags, wore it out, hung it back up, saw a photo of her she purposely left un-tagged on facebook of her in my dress. *Borrowed my clothing so often without asking that I had to search her room while she wasn’t home to get back half of my wardrobe. Resulted to leaving clothes in a suitcase locked so she would stop wearing & stretching out my shirts. *Came home every night from work at 10 PM to our dorm room, where she would already be in bed with her boyfriend & all of the lights were already turned off. *One house I lived at had so many parties that I had to put a chain & padlock on the cabinet with my food in it. *Roommate got so wasted he pissed all over my brand new futon.