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The Ultimate Guide To Talking To Any Human

There are a bajillion different ways you can talk to somebody. But which one is the best if you’re trying to set up a date? Or talk to your boss? Or…? Stop asking question and consult this flow chart.

Katie Heaney is a writer and volunteer text message analyst living in Minneapolis. She thinks you should have good manners, even on the internet.

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