The One Thing You Should Never Text Anyone Ever
Here’s a hint: It’s a single letter near the middle of the alphabet.
1. There are A LOT of ways to be annoying in a text message.
2. Like writing “lol” a lot, or at all.
You can’t possibly be laughing even half as much as you say you’re laughing.
3. Or using this emoticon.
Have you ever looked at yourself making this face at the end of a sentence in real life, before? I think you maybe ought to try.
4. Or forming a fictional, underground, omniscient criminal coalition united under the label “A,” and harassing and bullying a group of four high school girls and their loved ones.
Get a job, A!
5. But the WORST of the worst texting offenses, by far, is the single letter text “K.”
6. Receiving a “K” text makes everyone instantly furious, NO MATTER WHAT. This is a guarantee.
8. Texting “K” means you’re too lazy to type out just one extra letter.
(Although to be honest if you only text “ok” that’s pretty annoying too.)
10. HOW DOES ONE LETTER SAY SO MUCH AND SO LITTLE AT THE SAME TIME?!
11. There is only one thing worse than one “k,” and that is TWO.
Say THIS out loud. You sound like a grown, dumb baby.
12. What does “kk” even mean? No seriously, what does it mean?
13. People who text “k” are just acting like they’re soooo busy and inundated with texts that they can only dash off one flippant letter.
17. And if someone sends you the dreaded “k,” feel free to reply like this.
HOT ON
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etflover33 3 months agoIf people really worry or get frustrated over something as small as this then they really need to get a life. Besides life’s short , what’s the point in worrying about how long your texts are? It’s better to keep things short and sweet than long and boring.
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kimberlyp3 3 months agoActually ok and k are short for okay. Okay is the actual spelling people that type ok are too lazy to type two extra letters.
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senoritagrey 3 months agoI agree with this.totally. If you think about texting just “k” then don’t, I’ll assume you did and be on with it.
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Ilovenewsocks 3 months agoTalk about first world problems. You’re seriously complaining about typing a word you use multiple times a day? Be thankful you have a cell and shut up
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LegendOfBacon 3 months agoNews flash! Language is constantly evolving, and older generations are in a perpetual battle to keep up.
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