Suddenly you get an idea. It feels like a brand-new really, really GOOD idea, too.
2. You send it, and there is just the briefest moment of pride and victory.
4. (But really it was more like this.)
5. The rest of the night is great! You don’t even check your phone at all.
10. You think about texting again, but what would you even say? Would it help??
12. On the other hand, this is the worst thing that’s ever happened.
14. You decide to be preemptively mad at your crush for being annoyed by your drunk text.
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