20. Nicolas Almagro
19. Andy Murray
ATP Rank: 4
Pros: Vaguely Elf-from-Lord of the Rings-y in appearance; tall.
Cons: Whiny, presumably cannot be taken to the beach.
18. Tommy Robredo
ATP Rank: 18
Pros? Cons?? This happened!
17. Tomas Berdych
ATP Rank: 7
Pros: Looks like a Sweet Valley high boyfriend on a yacht.
Cons: What is he ever wearing? You can’t take this one anywhere.
16. Mikhail Youzhny
ATP Rank: 15
Pros: Cool name; a buzz cut natural.
Cons: Seems like he has maybe never smiled.
15. Milos Raonic
ATP Rank: 11
Pros: Great hair; cleans up real nice.
Cons: Is maybe 13.
14. Gilles Simon
ATP Rank: 19
Pros: Makes the unibrow WORK for him.
Cons: That NECKLACE. Young man.
13. Fabio Fognini
ATP Rank: 16
Pros: Has the impressive bone structure and bad-boyfriend looks of Eric Balfour.
Cons: Too many facial hair strategies used at once; seems like he wouldn’t text you back ever.
12. Richard Gasquet
ATP Rank: 9
Pros: Famous for his skilled one-handed backhand (leaving one hand free). French.
Cons: Lacks intensity.
11. Stanislas Wawrinka
ATP Rank: 8
Pros: Fratty good looks, seems like he would always have weed.
Cons: Fratty good looks, seems like he would always have weed.
10. Kei Nishikori
9. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga
ATP Rank: 10
Pros: Likes to change up his hairstyles, keeping you guessing; intensely manly-looking.
Cons: Struggles with consistency.
8. Novak Djokovic
ATP Rank: 2
Pros: Solid abs to chest hair ratio. Eyebrows. Speaks 5 languages.
Cons: Hair lacks personality, gravity.
7. John Isner
ATP Rank: 13
Pros: All-American, Zack Morris-esque good looks.
Cons: Clunky style, fashion- and tennis-wise.
6. David Ferrer
ATP Rank: 3
Pros: Most Fabio-like hair in the game (including even the pro tennis player named Fabio), strong jaw, seemingly made entirely of muscle.
Cons: A bit short; net game lacks agility.
5. Jerzy Janowicz
4. Tommy Haas
ATP Rank: 12
Pros: Looks like a Disney Prince/Bachelor bachelor hybrid.
Cons: Could revert to this at any moment.
3. Rafael Nadal
ATP Rank: 1
Pros: Great accent. Strong color coordination. Erstwhile Shakira-music-video-seducer.
2. Roger Federer
ATP Rank: 6
Pros: Maybe the best tennis player of all time. Endlessly deep and calming brown eyes.
Cons: Has own cologne called “Feel The Touch.”