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Parody Accounts Struggling To Remain Relevant By Tweeting About The Royal Baby

Kate Middleton’s pregnancy doesn’t exactly fall into Lord Voldemort’s wheelhouse of concerns. That didn’t stop him (or any of these other parody accounts) from desperately weighing in on the news.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
Parody Accounts Struggling To Remain Relev...
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The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7

#royalbaby is trending. So soon there will be a new half-blood Prince?

4:26 PM - 3 Dec 12
Bill Clinton @PimpBillClinton

Why's everybody looking at me? RT @TheAtlantic: Report: Kate Middleton is pregnant theatln.tc/TENlgO

4:29 PM - 3 Dec 12
Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama

Pippa Middleton is already planning to steal the show at the christening by walking around with her arse out. #royalbaby

4:12 PM - 3 Dec 12
Darth Vader @DepressedDarth

William and Kate are expecting a baby. Apparently William is so nervous he has lost the few remaining hairs on his head.

4:21 PM - 3 Dec 12
Peyton's Head @PeytonsHead

Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting. If you hear someone say "OMG I'm so happy for them I think I'm gonna cry", slap 'em for me.

4:14 PM - 3 Dec 12
HULK @Real_Hulk

HULK HAPPY KATE MIDDLETON PREGNANT BUT LET'S BE REAL. THAT HER JOB. NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED. MAZEL TOV!

4:19 PM - 3 Dec 12
Evil Kagawa @evilkagawa

Team speculate who father royal baby. I say...... If baby white, it Mr Terry. If black, Queen will be most displeased with Mr Sterling!

5:36 PM - 3 Dec 12
Princess Diana @DianaInHeaven

Who's the dad?

4:09 PM - 3 Dec 12
a milania parody @TheFauxMilaniaG

I AM THE ONLY ROYAL FETUS AROUND HERE GUYS

5:09 PM - 3 Dec 12
Betty F*ckin' White @BettyFckinWhite

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince's baby! Is he going by "Prince" again or still that symbol? I bet they're partying like it's 1999.

5:14 PM - 3 Dec 12
SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover

Well there goes my big announcement! Thanks for nothing William and Kate.

4:23 PM - 3 Dec 12

And finally, OF COURSE:


The royal baby parody accounts have arrived. Fetuses, remember: It is only a matter of time (nine months?? Please not more!) before you end up like the accounts you see above. Can you think of something (anything) else to do for the next three-quarters of a year? Maybe do that instead!

Royal Baby @IamRoyalBaby

Hey everyone, it's me.

4:15 PM - 3 Dec 12
Future Ruler @Royal_Fetus

Please don't let me have Auntie Pippa's arse... #royalbaby

4:57 PM - 3 Dec 12
Royal Fetus @RoyalFetus

I EXIST!!!!!

4:35 PM - 3 Dec 12

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      **Parody I love role-playing!** accounts are the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel comedy tier. Voldemort, parodies based around characters from Family Guy, That 70s Show, Boondocks, The Hangover etc. These people are the worst of the worst.

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