Parody Accounts Struggling To Remain Relevant By Tweeting About The Royal Baby

Kate Middleton’s pregnancy doesn’t exactly fall into Lord Voldemort’s wheelhouse of concerns. That didn’t stop him (or any of these other parody accounts) from desperately weighing in on the news. posted on

#royalbaby" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23royalbaby">#royalbaby is trending. So soon there will be a new half-blood Prince?

Why's everybody looking at me? RT @TheAtlantic:" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/TheAtlantic">@TheAtlantic: Report: Kate Middleton is pregnant theatln.tc/TENlgO" target="_blank">http://t.co/MedTNXhc">theatln.tc/TENlgO

Pippa Middleton is already planning to steal the show at the christening by walking around with her arse out. #royalbaby" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23royalbaby">#royalbaby

William and Kate are expecting a baby. Apparently William is so nervous he has lost the few remaining hairs on his head.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting. If you hear someone say "OMG I'm so happy for them I think I'm gonna cry", slap 'em for me.

HULK HAPPY KATE MIDDLETON PREGNANT BUT LET'S BE REAL. THAT HER JOB. NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED. MAZEL TOV!

Team speculate who father royal baby. I say...... If baby white, it Mr Terry. If black, Queen will be most displeased with Mr Sterling!

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince's baby! Is he going by "Prince" again or still that symbol? I bet they're partying like it's 1999.

Well there goes my big announcement! Thanks for nothing William and Kate.

And finally, OF COURSE:


The royal baby parody accounts have arrived. Fetuses, remember: It is only a matter of time (nine months?? Please not more!) before you end up like the accounts you see above. Can you think of something (anything) else to do for the next three-quarters of a year? Maybe do that instead!

Please don't let me have Auntie Pippa's arse... #royalbaby" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23royalbaby">#royalbaby

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