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Parody Accounts Struggling To Remain Relevant By Tweeting About The Royal Baby

Kate Middleton’s pregnancy doesn’t exactly fall into Lord Voldemort’s wheelhouse of concerns. That didn’t stop him (or any of these other parody accounts) from desperately weighing in on the news.


#royalbaby is trending. So soon there will be a new half-blood Prince?— The Dark Lord


Why’s everybody looking at me? RT @TheAtlantic: Report: Kate Middleton is pregnant http://t.co/MedTNXhc— Bill Clinton


Pippa Middleton is already planning to steal the show at the christening by walking around with her arse out. #royalbaby— Dai Lama


William and Kate are expecting a baby. Apparently William is so nervous he has lost the few remaining hairs on his head.— Darth Vader


Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting. If you hear someone say “OMG I’m so happy for them I think I’m gonna cry”, slap ‘em for me.— Peyton’s Head

HULK HAPPY KATE MIDDLETON PREGNANT BUT LET'S BE REAL. THAT HER JOB. NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED. MAZEL TOV!

— HULK (@Real_Hulk)

HULK HAPPY KATE MIDDLETON PREGNANT BUT LET’S BE REAL. THAT HER JOB. NO ONE SHOULD BE SURPRISED. MAZEL TOV!— HULK

Team speculate who father royal baby. I say...... If baby white, it Mr Terry. If black, Queen will be most displeased with Mr Sterling!

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa)

Team speculate who father royal baby. I say…… If baby white, it Mr Terry. If black, Queen will be most displeased with Mr Sterling!— Evil Kagawa

Who's the dad?

— Princess Diana (@DianaInHeaven)

Who’s the dad?— Princess Diana

I AM THE ONLY ROYAL FETUS AROUND HERE GUYS

— a milania parody (@TheFauxMilaniaG)

I AM THE ONLY ROYAL FETUS AROUND HERE GUYS— a milania parody

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince's baby! Is he going by "Prince" again or still that symbol? I bet they're partying like it's 1999.

— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite)

Kate Middleton is pregnant with Prince’s baby! Is he going by “Prince” again or still that symbol? I bet they’re partying like it’s 1999.— Betty F*ckin’ White

Well there goes my big announcement! Thanks for nothing William and Kate.

— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover)

Well there goes my big announcement! Thanks for nothing William and Kate.— SarcasticRover

And finally, OF COURSE:


The royal baby parody accounts have arrived. Fetuses, remember: It is only a matter of time (nine months?? Please not more!) before you end up like the accounts you see above. Can you think of something (anything) else to do for the next three-quarters of a year? Maybe do that instead!

Hey everyone, it's me.

— Royal Baby (@IamRoyalBaby)

Hey everyone, it’s me.— Royal Baby

Please don't let me have Auntie Pippa's arse... #royalbaby

— Future Ruler (@Royal_Fetus)

Please don’t let me have Auntie Pippa’s arse… #royalbaby— Future Ruler

I EXIST!!!!!

— Royal Fetus (@RoyalFetus)

I EXIST!!!!!— Royal Fetus

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