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18 Things Only People Who Believe In Astrology Will Understand

Sorry I can't hang out, Mercury's in retrograde.

1. You present the traits of your sign as indisputable and unchangeable facts about yourself.

2. And you tend to treat your flaws as inevitable byproducts of your cosmic destiny.

3. When you find someone else born under your sign and you want to be friends about it, but they don't ~believe~.

4. You CANNOT deal when your Susan Miller horoscope is a day (or three) late.

5. When you go back over your horoscope from the previous month and notice which days line up with the predictions.

6. You have an enemy sign (or two), whom you avoid like the plague.

7. When your horoscope says you'll be flush with cash that month so you get a little carried away.

8. And when your horoscope tells you to avoid social interaction on a particular date, you stay in that night just to be safe.

9. When anything bad happens to anyone you know during Mercury Retrograde, you're super smug about it.

10. When you find out your crush's sign and your sign are astrologically compatible, you take it as a VERY good sign.

11. And if your signs aren't compatible, then you just use your rising signs and don't tell anyone.

12. Your friends are used to your apartment's unique design aesthetic.

13. When your friends ask for cosmic advice, you sign your texts with the most magical of emoji: 🔮 (and ✨, too).

14. Sometimes you'll even check your pet's horoscope, just to see if they're really mad at you.

15. Since your horoscope frequently mentions travel, you're always packed and ready for anything.

16. And whenever anything bizarre goes down...

17. ...you won't be surprised in the slightest. Because after all...

18. ...it was fate, and you totally saw it coming!