BY WAIT TIME RANGE:
0—1 minute
Stare at the ellipsis. What is it going to say??????????????
1—5 minutes
Quietly sing "Roar" 1-1.5 times
Jumping jacks
Kim Kardashian: Hollywood photo shoot
6—10 minutes
Full body scan
Read your last text 40-50 times. Is it clear you were joking?
Write down as many names as you can think of for every letter of the alphabet on a piece of paper, then throw it away.
10—30 minutes
Watch an episode of Chopped long enough to pick your favorite.
Clean the bathtub. Whose hair is this, a sea witch's?? Lol.
Hold your phone in the open freezer like a threat
30 minutes—1 hour
Plan your outfits for the next two weeks
Sign up for a 2-week free trial on ancestry.com
Cry
1—24 hours
Make a scary mask from the contents of your refrigerator
Turn your phone all the way off, let it sit for five minutes, then turn it back on
Google "sudden, unexplained deaths in the past 24 hours"
1—2 days
Gchat four different people "____ won't text me back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. whateverrrr haha. what's new with you"
Try not to use your non-dominant arm for as long as you can, to test your adaptability
Post a selfie on Instagram with the hashtag #tired
3—4 weeks
Copy an inspirational phrase from a teen's Tumblr onto the first page of a new journal
Develop an alter-ego named Z, an orphan training for interplanetary battle
Take a pizza-making class
6 months—1 year
Complete an intermediate level puzzle depicting a Greek village
Earn a small but symbolically meaningful promotion
Cut your hair dramatically
Post a selfie on Instagram with the hashtag #newhair
1-5 years
Take between 365-1825 multivitamins. Are they even doing anything?
Start and abandon three different book clubs
Get really invested in college hockey
Make one of those collages that's a bunch of tiny pictures that make one big one, but it's your face, made of jelly beans
20-50 years
Die