Buzz·Posted on Jul 28, 201424 Text Messages All Hypochondriacs Will RecognizeYou know you've done it.by Katie HeaneyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This rapid escalation. View this photo on Instagram 2. This non sequitur. View this photo on Instagram 3. This threat of guilt. View this photo on Instagram 4. This plea for reassurance. View this photo on Instagram 5. This quietly panicky lmaoooooo. View this photo on Instagram 6. This "I just bumped my head" follow-up. View this photo on Instagram 7. This admission. View this photo on Instagram 8. This non-poisoning. View this photo on Instagram 9. This other non-poisoning. View this photo on Instagram 10. This brief moment of self-awareness. View this photo on Instagram 11. This tough love. View this photo on Instagram 12. This humblebrag/hypochondria half-breed. View this photo on Instagram 13. This unwanted reminder of inevitable mortality. View this photo on Instagram 14. This temperature report. View this photo on Instagram 15. This query about botulism. View this photo on Instagram 16. This "Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation. View this photo on Instagram 17. This slightly aggrieved motherly patience. View this photo on Instagram 18. This leap from bruise —> blood clot. View this photo on Instagram 19. These warnings. View this photo on Instagram 20. This "Is that a thing?" thing. View this photo on Instagram 21. This sick burn. View this photo on Instagram 22. This living will. View this photo on Instagram 23. This description of the symptoms of "being alive." View this photo on Instagram 24. This retraction. View this photo on Instagram