6 Apps You Wish Existed

Lazy, self-indulgent and immature? There's an app for that.

HashtagHelper

Tired of spending countless hours tagging your Instagram pics with witty yet trendy yet self-aware hashtags? Fear no more, this app will analyze your pics and create the perfect hashtag for any photo. #yourewelcome.

PayMyMeter

Pay your parking meter from the comfort of your iPhone. One quick tap saves you from the embarrassing run back to your car and ensuing fight with the meter maid.

iLose

Remember those bizarre vibrating belts that promised easy weight loss? Where you'd see a middle aged woman lounging on the couch watching the fat melt away in minutes? Now you can strap your iPhone to your waist and achieve the same effect--only this time it actually works.

Forbid

The fictional app made famous by Charlie from Girls (may his character rest in peace in the upcoming season 3), where any contact made with people in your 'don't call' list costs you $10. As he explains, the app is free but breaking your word to yourself isn't. Because we all need to be protected from ourselves.

EasyLike

This app 'likes' all your friends boring posts on Facebook so you don't have to. Your coworker's video of her daughter's Christmas pageant recital? Like. This app even detects key words like 'RIP Nana' and 'pink slip' so you don't accidentally 'like' your friends' personal tragedies.

Hard2Get

You know you shouldn't text your crush back to quickly. But before you know it, you've sent three emojis and an 'lol' within minutes of their text. Now you can pre-set the time it takes for the text to send with an app that helps hopeless romantics and quickfire texters play the dating game a little better.

GuiltMeUp

Sometimes hitting the snooze button is a little too easy. Why not harness the power well known to Catholics and Jewish mothers: good old-fashioned guilt. This app not only wakes you up but reminds you exactly why you need to get up, with guilt trip messages from "Get to work already, that Prius isn't gonna pay for itself!" and "Your grandfather didn't serve in World War II so you could loaf around in your underwear all morning." Works like a charm.