Buzz·Posted on Jun 30, 2015Screw The Man Bun, Bald Heads Are Taking OverYou're gonna want to sit down for this.by Katie CorvinoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Way back when, people couldn't contain their thirst for a hairstyle called the "man bun." It was cute and all, but the obsession overshadowed the real beauty of god's gift... ...a beautiful, bald head. Bald men haven't gotten their deserved recognition for being sexy AF. Man bun lovers scream "GROW IT OUT" but that shit ain't necessary. View this photo on Instagram If beautiful men grew out their hair how would we be able to see every inch of their perfectly sculpted skull? View this photo on Instagram How can we really, truly value the wonders of the human mind if it's constantly hidden by hair? View this photo on Instagram Bald men wake up absolutely flawless. No stringy, gross bedhead here. View this photo on Instagram And that bald/beard combo? Let's all take a moment to appreciate it's perfection. View this photo on Instagram It's clear that coarse beards beautifully balance a lustrous, smooth scalp. View this photo on Instagram Showering is just so simple for them. Baldies will be out of that shower before you can say "have my babies." View this photo on Instagram Having a bald head makes men look strong. They can carry you and make you feel like a Lilliputian in Gulliver's Travels. View this photo on Instagram You see, the bareness of a bald head is captivating on its own, but it also accentuates other ~regions~ of the body... View this photo on Instagram ...LIKE THEIR EYES. No hair makes them stand out like two sparkling diamonds. CAN WE EVEN SEE YOUR EYES UNDER ALL THAT HAIR, BUN BOYS? View this photo on Instagram Bald men can get a freaking head tattoo. That's badass AF. View this photo on Instagram They also are the only people who can achieve a perfectly even, full body tan. Can a head of hair illuminate like an angel atop a fresh pine tree on Christmas morning? View this photo on Instagram Does a man bun twinkle in the light like an oyster's polished pearl? View this photo on Instagram Would your eyes have been glued to Vin Diesel's biceps if he had a furball glued to his head? You may be questioning how you lived a life without thirsting for these bald, sensual majesties. View this photo on Instagram And it's OK, we understand the man buns were distracting. But there's an easy fix for everything. THANK YOU FOR EXISTING, BALD MEN OF THE WORLD. You make the world glisten with natural, smooth and beautiful joy. View this photo on Instagram