18 Silver Foxes Who Will Make You Thirsty AF

Everything gets better with age. ;)

1. Zeus From Hercules

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It’s impossible to look at Zeus and not get pregnant. Every part of his divine physique is gorgeous and glowing (literally). The azure of his eyes can make anyone weak in the knees, and his chest muscles are pretty much bursting out of his little sexy toga.

2. King Triton From The Little Mermaid

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Let's take a moment to appreciate the beautiful and glorious King Triton. Look at the way his muscles glisten in the water, illuminating all of the sea with his sexiness. His shining white mane is honestly a work of angels, and his triceps are bejeweled with GOLDEN CUFFS. Also that trident is pretty symbolic of, you know.

3. Fa Zhou From Mulan

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Fa Zhou is a total bad boy. Sometimes he gets sad because he can’t fight anymore, but he’s still a warrior in our eyes. What makes him extra hunkalicious is that one streak of silver in his hair. It kind of speaks to you in a way that says “drop your panties,” and you’re like, “OK, yes.”

4. Claude Frollo From The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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Claude is the king of thirst. He wants Esmerelda so badly he literally sings to hell’s fire about how thirsty he is. Also he’s, like, pretty ripped. Even his face looks toned. His hands are also manly AF — just look at the way he clenches his fist like he’s trying to contain his thirst right there in his palm. Shit.

5. Rapunzel's Dad From Tangled

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Rapunzel's dad deserves way more screen time, especially when we see his first real signs of aging. His beard is lumbersexual AF, and it's just starting to get some nice silver strands of goodness in there. Just give him a few more years and he'll be leading the pack.

6. The Sultan From Aladdin

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This handsome devil rules all of Agrabah, which is totally hot. He gets to, like, tell people what to do and shit. He's also daddy AF and lets Jasmine own a freakin' tiger. Let's be real, though, we know the sultan is the real tiger in the family. Growl.

7. Maurice From Beauty and the Beast

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So Maurice is super inventive and a creative genius. You have to admit his goggles are kind of hot. Are you into a guy with long, luscious locks? Prefer a man who’s beautifully bald? Well, Maurice gives you the best of both worlds: a nice shiny bald patch with strands of hair surrounding it. Keep it in your pants, OK?

8. Geppetto From Pinocchio

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Geppetto’s woodworking skills can make anyone thirsty. He’s so talented, he literally makes a puppet come to life. Those skills definitely transfer over to other, um, departments. Even his name screams “have my babies.”

9. Professor Archimedes Q. Porter From Tarzan

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Everyone is so focused on Tarzan’s naked body that we have forgotten the blessed gift that is Archimedes Porter. Archy is super-eccentric. He’s always doing weird shit, and it’s hot, OK? Look at that little sexy bow tie. His hands are in the air all like, “'SUP, BABY, I’m here to make your dreams come true. Let’s do this.”

10. Lou Pickles From Rugrats

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Lou is really the total package. He’s fun to be around, he's a little flirty, and he has the perfect amount of scruff to make you…feel things. His crazy stories show he has a wild imagination, which means, you know, he’s thinkin’ about stuff.

11. Doug Dimmadome From The Fairly Odd Parents

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Doug’s classy as hell and super-well-dressed. He’s a businessman who knows what he wants, so he definitely knows how to give others what they want, wink wink. His teeth are white AF and light up the entire universe with their shine. Just look how goddamn straight they are. WOW.

12. Grimsby From The Little Mermaid

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Can you say SILVER MAN BUN?! That's right, Eric's confidant has been rocking a man bun way before the millennials. He's a sexy-ass gentleman who knows how to steer a ship. His hotness might be too much for this boat to handle. AYE AYE, CAPTAIN SEXY.

13. Mr. Smee From Peter Pan

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Smee is SUPER-UNDERRATED. He’s spent years living in Captain Hook’s shadow, but his sexiness shall be undiscovered no more. Take one look at his curvaceous figure, every bit of his body curving in all the right places. Stare into those dark, mysterious eyes and let them penetrate your soul. YES, SMEE. YES.

14. Amos Slade From The Fox and the Hound

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All right, so Amos is pretty grumpy and crabby all of the time — BUT DESPITE HIS MEDIOCRE PERSONALITY, there’s no denying he’s a total hunk. Check out that bushy beard. Don’t you just want to run your fingers through it? There’s only one fox in this movie and that’s Amos. DAMN.

15. Grandpa Phil From Hey Arnold

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Phil knows how to make anyone fall off their chair with his goofy personality and confident charm. He may have no hair on his head, but those beautiful silver eyebrows are what keeps him in the silver-fox club. Take a look at that chiseled jawline — it’ll take your breath away.

16. Clyde Flynn From Phineas and Ferb

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There’s nothing more desirable than a man playing an instrument. Look at the way he strums his banjo like an angel playing a harp. Look at how his fingers glide through each chord, creating a sound that's almost as beautiful as how he looks. Close your eyes and picture him serenading you in the moonlight. Mmmmm, Clyde.

17. The King in Cinderella

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The king is a stud and looks super-buff with his golden padded shoulders. His outfit just accentuates all of his movements, making him a sexy beast. Just look at the way his delicious mustache curls up towards his ears. Don't you just want to pet it?

18. The Mayor of Townsville From The Powerpuff Girls

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You know this little fox is absolutely scrumptious. He knows how to get all the ladies and rock a top hat like nobody's business. He's there to report trouble in the town but really he's the one that's ~dangerous~. ALSO HE'S WEARING A MONOCLE SO, UM, WHAT IS HOTTER THAN THAT?